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Sad Pies
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Check Yes, Cheesiest$12.34Three, two, one, pizza in my arms now. Our 12'' garlic butter crust topped with red sauce and mozzarella cheese
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This Ain't a Cheese It's a Pep-Per-O-Ni$12.34Our 12'' garlic butter crust topped with red sauce, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoni. Jiminy jillikers
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Where Are You? & I'm So Sausage$12.34Our 12'' crust topped with red sauce, mozzarella cheese, and sausage
Build Your Own Pizza
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Build Your Own Pizza$12.34Pizza! at tonight's dinner. Build your own 12" pizza with the sauces and toppings that you enjoy. Choose Sauce: Red Sauce, White Sauce, BBQ Sauce, Spicy Red Sauce, Spicy White Sauce
Sad Side
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Wing Life Away$7.07Five crispy oven-baked chicken wings tossed in whatever sauce you choose and served with a side of ranch. Choose Sauce: BBQ Sauce, Buffalo Sauce, Garlic Parmesan Sauce, Cowboy BBQ Sauce, Plain Sauce
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Saves the Day SticksFor when you're two floors down getting high in the back room. Get a full pizza topped with garlic butter, cheese, and Italian seasoning for these cheese sticks for everyone to share. Comes with sides of red sauce and ranch.
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New Found Garlic Bread$5.05The perfectly sad side, a hoagie bun with garlic butter and cheese. You were everything I wanted
Sauces on the Side
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Red Sauce$0.41
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Garlic Butter Sauce$0.41
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Ranch Sauce$0.41