Grimm & Co Menu

Feastery Menu March 2026

• Invisible Rarebit

  £5
  Food for thought - this is a donation that helps us to change lives one story at a time. Legend in your lunchtime. May cause eating in your sleep.

• Americano

  £3.6
  Boiled magic bean juice to liven the senses. May cause gentle awakeness and an urge to hop for 5 seconds.
• Latte 2 reviews

  £4
  Magic bean juice with the milk of human kindness. A comforting warm glow may radiate from your ears.
• Cortado

  £3.85
  Magic bean juice cut with steamed milk of human kindness. Beware of flamenco dancing.
• Mocha

  £4.5
  A blend of two kinds of magic beans with milk from a cocoa fountain. Watch out for curly toes.
• Biscoff Latte

  £5
  Served with cream & Lotus biscuit. May cause an immediate urge to join a flash mob.
• Flat White

  £4
  Magic bean juice with stiff and sturdy froth. May cause instant desire to wear low-rise flares and grow a beard.
• Cappuccino

  £4
  Magic bean juice with frothy overtones. May cause a sudden urge to open a delicatessen in Doncaster.
• Espresso

  £2.9
  Instant awakeness, lasting up to 2 mortal hours/ the blink of a moment in all other realms.
• Iced Brown Sugar Shaken Espresso

  £4.5
  Syrup of Sarcasm. Made with Golden Gum Juice. Talent to spin straw into gold... only lasts a nano second!
• Milk Hot Chocolate

  £4
  Deluxe option (marshmallows/cream/sprinkles) +50p Mud off a mermaid’s dance floor. May cause flossing (the dancing variety), effective immediately.
• Darkwoods Hot Chocolate

  £4.5
  Deluxe option (marshmallows/cream/sprinkles) +50p Minotaur hoof mud. May cause spontaneous mooing (usually mid-sentence).
• Baby hot chocolate

  £1.25
  Tot of Total Tranquility. Can cause sudden fear of corners.
• Babyccino

  £1
  A fairy’s hot tub from far-far away.

• Yorkshire Tea

  £2.5
  Decaf available. Graham Grimm’s Glorious Gulp. Side effect - Only able to speak using alliteration.
• Speciality Teapigs Teas

  £3
  See counter display for flavours. Griffin’s Glugs - may cause talking in rhyme, all of the time.
• Tea for two
• Super Matcha Latte

  £3.95
  An enchanting mist that may cause a broadened imagination.
• Chai Latte

  £3.95
  (Add a shot of coffee for a Dirty Chai! - £4.50) Beware of spontaneous wandering.
• Rov’rum Fog

  £3.2
  A delicious vanilla and Earl Grey syrup made in our own kitchen, mixed with steamed milk. A breath of fresh air containing foragings from the Forest of Enchantment and everlasting fabulousness.
• Homemade Iced Tea

  £3
  Ask for our flavours. A drop from the valley of the ice mountains.

• Fentiman’s Botanical Bottles

  £3.95
  Sorceror’s Snort. Beware a weakness for tall hats.
• Homemade Lemonade

  £2.5
  Ask for our flavours!
• Glass of Milk

  £1
  Superhero Sip. May cause a compulsion for cape and eye-mask wearing.
• Diet Coke

  £2.2
  A drop from the fountain of funny jokes and breaks from the norm.
• Suso Sparkling Cans

  £2
  A drop from the fountain of mysteries, leading to an obsession for escape rooms.
• Sparkling/Still Water

  £1.5
  A quench of creativity from the Source, giving a wide and bountiful imagination.
• Fruit Shoots

  £1.5
  Bottled good behaviour, may contain newts. Causes sudden tidyness and persistent punctuality.
• Fruit Juice cartons

  £1.25
  Apple, Orange or Forest Fruit.

• Child’s Sandwich

  £3
  With a choice of cheese, jam, ham (+50p), almond butter (+50p), marmite, chocolate spread or marmalade. Sunny disposition. Made with the beam of a ray of sunshine and a drop of rain.
• Toastie (Cheese/Ham and cheese/Chocolate)

  £3
  Suspension of disbelief - made from writers’ tears of joy.
• Pancake with maple syrup or chocolate sauce

  £1.5
  A single round of hearty fluff. May cause a snippet of comfort and twenty winks.
• Child’s Sausage Roll

  £2.5
  Junior sausage of sarcasm for wits-in-training. Made from the trimmings of a dark pony’s mane.
• Garlic Bread: (Add cheese for +50p)
  May cause the urge to open an independent book shop in Whitby.
• Hash browns

  £0.5
  May cause a persistent desire to embellish a story.
• Lunch Bag

  £5
  Child’s sandwich or toastie with a drink and choice of snack (see counter). An explorer’s backpack brimming with essential supplies for any quest. May create instant spirit of adventure.

• Afternoon Tea

  per person £21
  A selection of homemade cakes, scones with jam and clotted cream, sandwiches, savouries and of course, unlimited tea. Sparkling option available. Must be booked in advance - speak to a member of the cafe team to make your reservation. Novelty Novel Tea. A serving of first time stories. Take a section of shelving from our library of light snacks and liquid refreshment. Possible consequence: Relentless stirring.

• Sourdough Toast

  £4
  Served with butter and jam, almond butter, marmite or marmalade. A Cutting remark. Beware of persistent telling of knock-knock jokes.
• Rarebit Sourdough Toast

  £8.5
  Served with pickled shallots and salad. The curse of Cawthorne - forces the eater to speak forever with a posh Barnsley accent.
• Mushrooms on Toast

  £6
  Garlic mushrooms served on sourdough toast.
• Eggs on Toast

  £6
  Fried eggs served on sourdough toast. Spare dragon eggs, given freely by our regular customers with a hint of sarcasm.

• Bacon

  £6.5
• Sausage 1 review

  £6.75
• Sausage 1 review , bacon 2 reviews , egg and cheese

  £8.5
  Why not add an egg (£1) or hash brown (50p)?
• Bacon and egg

  £7.5
• Vegan Sausage

  £6.5

• Pancakes Stack

  £8
  Maple Bacon or Maple Berry (V) or Chocolate (V) A hearty heap of fluffy rounds, topped with sumptuously sticky savoury or fresh and fruity sweet. May cause extreme comfort and a lovely nap.

• BLT

  £7.5
  A bolt of bravery. Made with the twinkling of an eyeball and shavings from a knight’s leather boot.
• Cheese and Chutney

  £7
  Side splitting Slapstick. Contains grilled legs from a ticklish centipede.
• Falafel and Hummus

  £7.5
  A scroll of wisdom from a wizard’s wardrobe. Reading may reveal ancient and terrible secrets, so probably just eat instead.
• Pastrami, dill pickle and cheese

  £8
  A snappy bundle of deli-style goodness. Does not contain any Apple, Big or otherwise. Warning: May cause sudden New York accent.

• Cheese 4 reviews

  £6
• Pesto and Cheese

  £6.5
• Croque Madame

  £8
  Ham and Cheese toastie topped with rarebit sauce and a fried egg.
• Brie and Caramelised onion

  £7
• Ham and Cheese

  £7
• Chorizo and Cheese

  £7.5
• Croque Monsieur

  £7.5
  Ham and Cheese toastie topped with rarebit sauce. No egg!
• Brie and Cranberry

  £7
  (Add bacon for an extra 50p)

• Garlic Bread
  May cause the urge to open an independent book shop in Whitby.
• Pork and Apple Sausage Roll

  £4.95
  The sausage of sarcasm. Made from the tail of a dark horse.
• Hash browns

  £0.5
  May cause a persistent desire to embellish a story.
• Vegan Curried ‘Sausage’ Roll

  £4.75
  The roll of ridicule. Made from the story of an unlikely winner. Can lead to spontaneous gestures without explanation.
• Yoghurt and Granola

  £5.5
  Made from shavings of dried humour. May cause intermittent growling.