Humber Rooftop & Cocktail Bar

Hi Petra, Thank you ever so much for your colourful commentary on your recent visit. We're so glad to hear that our seating arrangements sparked a little game of musical …Hi Petra, Thank you ever so much for your colourful commentary on your recent visit. We're so glad to hear that our seating arrangements sparked a little game of musical chairs. While we regret any initial discomfort caused by our seating, we're delighted to hear that our staff were able to rearrange our entire venue, around other customers, to comply with your screeches of ridiculous demands, despite the 30sqm of area your group of 16 were provided. As for the food, we're so glad that you found it to be "pretty good" despite our apparent inability to keep up with your insatiable appetite. We must admit, we've always strived to impress, but clearly, we underestimated your bottomless pit of hunger. We’ll be sure to prep for much larger quantities, should we ever have the displeasure of seeing you in the future. Regarding the beverage offerings, we apologize for our failure to make you ‘tipsy’ or your inability to read what was included with bottomless brunch. Clearly, we underestimated the massive task of inebriating your party, and overestimated your comprehension abilities. If the same amount of time spent berating our staff were put towards drinking, perhaps the outcome would have been different. Best of luck for you, and any other venue that may have the unfortunate task of being graced with your presence. More