The Cuckoo Club

/ Pub & bar, Club
Average price: more than £38
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Swallow St, W1B 4EZ
London, England, United Kingdom
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After seeing The Geological Society, it may be a good idea to visit this bar. The positive aspect is that the staff is friendly.

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Stood outside for 10mins whilst the security chatted away on the desk ignoring my presence. DJ was amazing but staff were horrible and unpleasant. Not worth 20 pounds entry fee to have a plastic cup for whisky. Very disappointed.
You pay £20 to get in. Inside, the waiters, bouncers and everyone else has no regard for the normal folk without a table. Even though you are a paying customer. Aggressive men starting fights for no reason. When a bouncer was informed, he agreed that he saw a guy in a red top starting trouble. What did he do? Walked right past him. Did nothing. This is a lowly hole. I saw a bartender spit on the floor in frustration. Seems even their own employees deem this place as a place unworthy of their respect.
Avoid this venue at all costs. We were assaulted by a man, and when we told the bouncer he said there wasn't anything he could do because that table of people spent so much money in the club. The lady upstairs told us "what did we expect" when we told her. It's 2017, no venue should tolerate this behaviour. Disgusting.
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Swallow St, London, England, United Kingdom, W1B 4EZ Get directions
Opening hours
MondayMon Closed
TuesdayTue Closed
WednesdayWed Closed
ThursdayThu 22:30-03:30
FridayFri 22:30-03:30
SaturdaySat 22:30-03:30
SundaySun Closed

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