Longboys is staffed by not only a perfectly capable staff, but a truly beautiful, gorgeous, impeccable group of beings. I wish they were small spirits so they could be put in my small satchel so that I could spread their coziness across this continent and from time to time inhale the beauteous musk of the staff.
Longboy's lacks adequate seating, employs servers that waste time and make bad jokes in poor taste (our server Tom was truly a sexist, racist, neo-nazi and a nightmare to deal with). Above all, they don't employ anyone with any idea of how to make a real drink or even how to serve chips and salsa. JK JK JK JK JK I take it all back.